Corrupt-a-wish

granted
tomorrow is a holiday and you dont have to go to school, but you will have the worst day in history instead
(damn, i miss the lexi chat!!!)
i wish there was more to do online, im BORED!

Granted, but you can never get off the computer and neglect all responsibilities, and you start to rot.

I wish my friend of 9 years wasn't moving.

Granted, but she annoys you and you end up yelling at her, and hating eachother in the end.


I wish that I was 5 years older

You grow as fast as Renesmee and you life flashes by in only 15 years. Aw poor you.

I wish I could wear my Halloween fangs ALL the time!

Granted!! BUT, they actually become attatched to your real teetth and become a part of you that makes you crave blood. You end up killing all the people you love because your thrist for blood.
Too bad for you.

I wish that I owned the store, "Hot Topic"

You go bankrupt, lose all your money, and become a crazy hobo who keeps pet rats. Aww booooo.

I wish...My stupid math homework was done!!

granted, but you have 4x as much tomorrow
i wish i didnt have to write this dang paper for english

Your wish is my command. Now you have to sell your soul and write an essay about how that makes you feel.
I wish I had a special gene that causes stress hormones to not be released (that made no sense).

Granted, but no other hormones are released either and you become a scary neuter person with no feelings!

I wish I wasn't so bored all the time.

Granted. But!! You are so busy all the time you end up going suicidal.
Too bad eh?


I wish that I didn't have to straighten my hair everyday; it would just be straight!!

It is, but you wish it was curly.

I wish I had a taco.

The taco comes to like and eats you instead!!

I wish my crush would be at school on friday

Granted, but for some reason you still can't say a word to him.

I wish I didn't have morning band tomorrow.

You don't because your grandma just died and you have to go to her funeral.
I wish the safety eyes I ordered would come today.
(they're for my amigurumi)

They come but their broken

I wish Hannah freking Montanna would go away FOREVER

She goes away but, everyone is mourning over her loss and you can't seem to get her songs out of your head. Forever you are stuck with her singing songs in your ear

I wish I didn't feel so sick

Granted, but instead all of your friends get sick and can't do anything ever.

I wish that Halloween wasn't on friday because I have to miss it to go to a football game.

Halloween has been canceled forever.
I wish I had a life.

Granted, BUT, you get a life with all the wrong people and end up in Jail and end up not having a life, AGAIN!

I wish that I had my voice back, for it was stolen

Your voice comes back, but it's very manly.

I wish I could get a cat.

The cat turns evil and kills you in your sleep.

I wish Sarah would get her phone back already.

She does, but it has been corrupted and takes over her mind, and she becomes a cyborg.
I wish it were Friday.

Friday is the new Monday.

I wish my Journalism story was done.

Granted, but now you have 2 more you have to do.

I wish that I didn't get stressed out so easily.

You aren't stressed at all and you flunk out of school.

I wish Brian wasn't such a douche.