Corrupt-a-wish

He's not a douche, he's the nicest guy on earth, but now he can't leave you alone.


I wish I could see Josh more often

You do, but he becomes annoying and you don't want to see him anymore.

I wish that the guy I like didn't have a significant other.

So he doesn't, but when you talk to him you never get the courage to ask him out, so he never asks you.

I wish I could visit my friends' in Texas

Granted, but you have to visit me too and I completely ruin your Texas expirience by making it more awesome than you could handle and so you explode.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted, but the next day you have to wake up early and you sleep in, missing your vacation flight. :]


Wish my shoes didn't make a stupid sound!

Granted, but instead you have no shoes and have to walk through snow.

I wish I knew how to do this math homework.... gahhh

***Oouchhh!?!**
Granted, but now your confused on all your other homework


I wish I had a cupcake

You're extremley allergic to them know. Aww poor you.

I wish I knew how to draw...

You become so famous you just want to learn how to sing!!!

I wish I wouldn't feel so crappy

You feel so hyper and happy that, while chasing the ice cream truck, you get run over.

Ouch. Tough luck.

I wish I could steal the neighbors' puppy before they kill it.

It contracts rabies and bites you.
I wish my darn hormones would stop acting up.

granted.. but then your hair is straight EVERYDAY forever and always stuck in the fabrics of time, and then you wish your hair was curly.

i wish my face wasn't swollen !

Instead it becomes sunken in and everyone thinks you're old and ugly. ^^

I wish I could sleep.

You become like Sleeping Beauty except yuor prince is some 60 year old pedefile. Ewww

I wish I could see HIM this weekend.

Granted, but as you didn't expect he slits your throat while you think he's trying to make a move.

ouch.

I wish last night could be repeated into tonight

It does, but since today was erased, you miss something really, really important.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs.

You lose a hundred pounds and starve to death.

I wish I ruled the world!

You do, but a giant revolt kills you.

I wish that Friends never stopped.

** Are you talking about the show?! I love that show!!!!***
It never stops but you lose interest.


I wish my 'friends' wouldn't judge HIM

They don't... they fall madly in love with HIM

I wish the stupid yodelling music in the other room would stop.

It stops, but it's still stuck in your head


I wish I had applejuice

It's filled with ants. ICKY

I wish it was tomorrow already

Granted, but you have amnesia


Wishes she would disappear

She and everyone else dispaeers leaving you all alone.

I wish I could see HIM again <3

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish I had more time in the day